Monday, July 7, 2008

FAQ's on Alcohol and Bartending Knowledge


Frequently Asked Questions and Myths

Does a Spirit still age when it is in the bottle?

No, unlike wine, once alcohol is bottled the aging process stops. However, products that are improperly sealed may evaporate and the character of the product can change. Product that is exposed to sunlight or heat may change dramatically. However, this is not aging, it is product degradation.

Vodka is Vodka right?

No, Vodkas can be made from a variety of starch sources such as wheat, rye, corn, potatoes, grapes, soy, etc... Depending on the type of starch used for the basic mash the end product will have different taste characteristics. What is the type of still used (Pot Vs. Column) and the number of times the vodka has been distilled?
In addition, European laws allow some sugar and flavor to be added to vodka which are not allowed in vodka made in the US. As a result of all of these variables when you think you taste definite differences in vodka and your peers tell you that you're crazy because all Vodka is Vodka! Tell them to do their research...because you could be right.

What is the difference between Whiskey (with an e) and Whisky (no e)?

It is likely that the first whiskey was distilled in Ireland, based on evidence from Irish monks in monasteries during the 12th century. The Gaelic word for "water of life" is uisge baugh, pronounced "ish'ka'ba'ha". Uisge was modified to "usky", until it became known as "whisky".

The 'e' was added somewhere in the U. S. when whisky was being made in the states. Generally a whiskey with an 'e' will have been made in the United States or Ireland, while a whisky with no 'e' will be from Canada, Scotland, or Japan. However, it is not a legal requirement and you may see both spellings used for whiskies produced in the U.S.

Most of the time Whiskey is used for straight whiskey like Bourbon, Tennessee, and Rye, while Whisky is used for blended whiskies like Scotch and Canadian.

What does bottled in bond mean?

At one time much of the whiskey produced in the U.S. was "Bottled-in-Bond" according to the dictates of an 1898 Act of Congress; this practice has been largely discontinued, because one of the requirements of the Act was that such whiskey be produced at 100 U.S. alcoholic proof (50% alcohol by volume). Little whiskey this potent is produced in the U.S. anymore, partially because of changing public tastes but also because an alcoholic content so high is illegal in many countries, limiting the export market for it.

Is Jack Daniels the only sour mash?

No, actually most Bourbon and straight whiskey distilled use the sour mash process.

This process, which uses spirit mash from a previous distillation, leads to more consistency from batch to batch. The spirit mash also reduces the pH of the mash and better controls the ability for the yeast to produce alcohol. Other type brands that use the sour mash process include Jim Beam, Old Grand Dad, Old Crow, Knob Creek, etc.

Are all straight whiskies a Bourbon?

No, actually to be a bourbon a distiller must follow the legal requirements outlined for Bourbon, with no exception.

A common misconception is that Jack Daniel's is a bourbon, it is not as it follows the requirements for Tennessee Whiskey, not Bourbon production.

What's the difference between Single Barrel and Small Batch Bourbon?

In Single Barrel bourbon all the product in the bottle you drink has to come from one barrel. This could be good if the barrel is really good, it could be bad if the barrel did not age as well as others. The result can be variation from good to mediocre from bottle to bottle.

The Small Batch method takes a small number of barrels that have aged the same time and marries them to produce a more consistent product without the highs and lows of a single barrel production.

The affect of age in a product is the same from type to type.

No it is very different, the effect of aging is related to the climate where the product is aged and the type of container it is aged in.
BARRELS- Bourbon, by law, is aged in only new barrels which will impart much more flavor through the aging process than used barrels, which are used to age scotch, tequila, rum and canadian.
CLIMATE- Aging is the process where temperature and climate changes push the liquor into and out of the wood staves of the barrel. In Scotland, the overall temperature variation from winter to summer is around 50 degrees F while the temperature in Kentucky where Bourbon is aged will vary up to 100 degrees F. That means that the effect of one year of aging in Kentucky is much greater than one year in Scotland due to the climate.

Worst Pickup Lines from Bar Ninja.com

Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?
Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.
Hey baby, what do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!?
Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down.
y, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice?
Hi, I'm a tawdry slut looking for a good time.

Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent.

Hi, my name is {name}, I like peanut butter, wanna fuck?
Hi, wanna fuck? (No!) Mind lying down while I do?
I am a magical being, take off your bra.
I love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?
I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!
I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
I want to thank you for [insert any event here], grab your ankles bitch!
I'd like to tie you to a rafter and fuck you up and down.
I'd love to swap bodily fluids with you.
I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked. Not enough Enough
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
My name's [your name], but you can call me "lover."
My name's [your name]That's so you know what to scream.
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?
NOW, BITCH!
Oh, you're a bird watcher....(Whip out your unit and ask) Well, would you take this for a swallow?
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
Take off that dress and fuck my brains out, you cave newt.
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Wanna fuck like bunnies?
We're going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and fuck.
What can I do to make you sleep with me?
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Your face or MINE!?
Your place or mine?
I wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long!
Let's go get liquored up and rape each other.
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
Chick do now. 804,147(or so one guy claims)
I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...
Nice legs, lets eat out.
Hey! Wanna play war? (replies)WHAT? (you)Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me!
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
You touch his shirt and ask, "Is this cotton?" Wait for response. Then touch down in the crotch area and say, "Oh, this must be felt."
Hi my name is (your name), did I mention I have a penis.
My dick's been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
Show me your pussy!
Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody's cumming.
If I take off my clothes, will you fuck me?
If I told you I had a 2 inch dick would you fuck me? (if she says no) say Good, because mine is 8 inches.
I know where there is a good party, they've got liquor in the front and poker in the rear.
Oh my God! I think I love you! Now lay down!
Hey good lookin', whatcha got cookin'? Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina!
I'd rip out both my eyes just so you have more holes to screw me in
Dah, wanna see my dink?
(silently mouth) I want a fig newton.
Do you have a beard on your pussy/asshole? (No.) Want one?
Your chest looks a little sore. Would you like me to numb it?
Do you wanna lick my tongue?
Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?
Do you like apples? (Yes.) How about I take you home and fuck the shit out of you. How do like them apples?
Do you like jewels? (Yes.) Suck my dick, it's a gem.
Person #1: hey, you wanna do a 68? Person #2: What? Person #1: You go down, and I'll owe you one.
Mean people suck, nice people swallow. I'm nice.
Scientists have determined that the average time for intercourse is four minutes. The average number of strokes per minute is nine, and since the average length of the penis is six inches, the average female received two hundred and sixteen inches or fifteen feet per intercourse. Three times per week, fifty two weeks in a year, so, 150 times 18 makes 2700 feet, or just over a mile and a half. If you are not getting your mile and a half, why not let me help out?
Tell me how my cum tastes.
First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
I've got a great big cock!
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I like Spaghetti, Let's go fuck!
Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
Do you cheesy lines or do you just want to do it?
May i pleasure you with my tongue?
Wanna go 50-50 on a rape charge?
I have a big headache. I hear the best cure for headaches is sex. What say we go upstairs and work out a remedy.
(walk up to the bar and sit down in the seat next to them. While looking at them, order a drink and drink it down) Well, we can't fuck here!
Fuck me, I'm beautiful enough to be with you all night.
So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?
Hi I'm (your name) I swallow
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
Mines bigger than his want proof?
I got a 14 inch cock, why don't you come home with me and I'll let you ride it.
You are rubber, I'm glue, what ever you say, I bet I will fuck you.
Looks don't matter, I'll just wrap you in a flag and fuck you for glory.
I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
I would fuck you so hard, you'd learn from it.
Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead!
Do you wanna come to the Marines, or would your rather have a Marine come into you? yikes
Happy hour's over but it's still going strong at my place.
Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
Would you fuck a complete stranger? (No) Then Hi, my name is...
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
Hi. Last night, a little leprechaun came up to me and told me that if you don't have sex with me tonight, your(or my) dick is going to fall off. We don't want that now do we?
I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first participant?
If I washed my dick, would you suck it? (No.) Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks.
Let's go fuck in a brand new limo.
Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?
Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".
love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?
Nice fucking weather. Want to?
Wanna fuck, or should I call my lawyer?
Hi, my name is Guerrermo. I eat pussy like a woman.
You remind me of a blue ribbon bass. I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under...
I'm not a slut, I'm just popular. Wanna fuck me and be the Big Man on Campus?
You know, you really piss me off. You are the most disgusting bitch I have ever seen. Absolutely disgraceful. Wanna suck my hairy balls?
And why not!?!
You -will- go home with me tonight.
Ah, the Jedi mind trick finally finds a good use...
I ran out of Viagra. Can I use you? ---
Do you know what part of the tongue registers the "salty taste? Why don't you blow me and find out? ---
Excuse me, but I think that you are too drunk to drive. Can you recite the alphabet backwards? [Does it] Next, I need for you to bend over and spell "RUN". ---
Can you lick your nipples? [No.] Can I?

Glassware for the Bar - Tips and Tricks


Glassware –

Glassware is part of the presentation of the cocktail. It should be elegant, transparent and sparkling clean. Glassware is an excellent insulator which helps to keep cold drinks cold and hot drinks hot. The glass is one of the most important elements in defining a drinks style. Most recipes make a glassware suggestion in the recipe. When you need to make a decision on the glassware for yourself take into account the capacity of the glass and the total size of the beverage. You want your cocktail to fill the glass without needing to over dilute the beverage with extra mixers.

Glassware Handling

Avoid handling any part of the glass that might come in contact with a person’s mouth. Touching the rim or inside of the glass is a health code violation.

Never use the glass to scoop ice directly from the ice bin. If the glass breaks it will be impossible to find pieces of broken glass in the ice. If you do break a glass in or around the ice bin, empty the bin immediately. Inform all other bartenders in the area. Pour buckets of hot water on the ice to accelerate the melting process. If you use this ice you risk serving your guest chards of glass in their cocktail. No matter how far behind this will put you, it is better than the alternative.

Inspect the glass before adding ice or ingredients. Always use sparkling clean glassware. Check for chips cleanliness and lipstick or any other contaminant.

A stemmed glass should be used for all cocktails that are served without ice so that the heat of the hand holding the glass does not warm the drink as it is consumed. Serve these drinks using the stem so that they do not warm the cocktail or touch the rim where the guest will be drinking from.

Storage

Glassware must be stored properly in order to keep it clean. Glasses should be inverted and stored on shelving that has proper NSF certified netting to raise this rim of the glass to allow for proper airflow circulation. Periodically rotate the glassware to keep it from getting dusting with time. Always use a level clean surface or shelf to store glasses. They should be stored away from areas of smoke with can create a film on the glass. If you are chilling glassware you should use a clean refrigerator. Lingering odors can impact the taste of the drink or wine.

Ten Rules of Bartending for the Bartender


Ten Rules to Success in Bartending

As the adage goes, “ When a man with money meets a man with experience, the man with experience ends up with the money and the man with the money ends up with the experience.”

There is an all around view with it comes to bartending. There isn’t a better way to gain experience in the food and beverage business than working behind the bar. You see and hear just about everything that can be seen or heard. With this said this is a set of guidelines for success behind the bar.

1. DON”T TRANSFER STRESS – sure it’s busy and you’re absolutely swamped, but don’t vent built-up stress on your clientele. The rush will pass. So chant. Don’t vent.
2. THE ECONOMIC POWER OF FUN – a bartender can positively impact how much people enjoy themselves even if they’re standing six feet from the bar. So kick it out, have fun. Make people smile. It’s the best gift you can give.
3. PUT THE HOUSE FIRST – don’t lose sight of who you’re working for. You owe the house your loyalty. Life gets too complicated when you operate in someone else’s business with a hidden agenda.
4. ERGONOMICS – learn to work smarter, not harder. Do things in the fewest steps using the efficiency in motion principals discussed later in the courses.
5. GO HOME OCCASINALLY – every night doesn’t have to be a party. Go home, save your money and enjoy some peace and quiet. You will last a lot longer in this business if you do.
6. DRINK MAKING IS AN ART – appreciate that not everyone can do what you do. Being a skilled mixologist is something to take pride in. Every drink that you serve should be the best drink you can make.
7. TREAT EVERYONE LIKE A GUEST – hardware stores have customers, bars and restaurants serve guests. When you view your clientele as guests, your attitude will naturally become more gracious and accommodating.
8. KEEP YOUR BAR CLEAN – keeping a commercial bar clean is a challenge, but the alternative is unacceptable. A dirty bar reflects horribly on the cleanliness of the rest of the house, and your degree of professionalism.
9. DON”T FRET ABOUT TIPS – a sure fire way to step on your tips is to be pre-occupied with them while your working. Make good drinks, give good service and your tips will take care of themselves.
10. WHEN IN DOUBT SMILE – under nearly any circumstance, one of your nest courses of action is to keep smiling. Rarely is a smile inappropriate, while a frown or a dead-pan expression is always out of place.


PRIDE

Service in America is a lucrative profession. It has become the fastest growing segment of the economy and only 2nd in size to that of the government. People come to us to be entertained as well as cocktailed and fed. Mastering the knowledge and skills that you are provided with in this website will increase your income, but remember it isn’t easy to bartend or work tables, so pat yourself on the back once in a while. Having fun and understanding that what you do is important to a lot of people, even is you’re sometimes not told, is important too!

SALESMANSHIP

Salesmanship is one of the most important abilities bartenders must demonstrate in the performance of their job. Your suggestions, enthusiasm and assistance encouraging guest to try something different, new or temping can make a big difference in how much you sell. And how much you sell makes a big difference in how much you make. Know your products and service techniques. A guest likes to be told what the best or most unusual items are. And it is virtually impossible to talk about something about which you know very little. Up selling and suggestive sales techniques are not innate attributes. They are learned skills. Be positive, accommodating, friendly and honest. Lay off the Bull and lay on the knowledge of the product you are selling.

Grassroots Mixology


This is a little secret of mixology. It is kinda like a road map to help you create your own signature cocktails or specialty drinks. A lot of bartenders just throw a couple liquors in the shaker and explore with trial and error. However this is expensive and usually gets us in trouble with the boss.

When we dissect most great cocktails you will find a common denominator which is a balance of three elements. Strong, Sweet and Acid. Take for instance the Margarita, which has Tequila (Strong), Triple Sec (Sweet) and Lime (Acid). When we apply this trilogy to other classic cocktails like the Mojito, Cosmo, long island, etc, you will see that it still holds true.

This is where you should start with mixology. All cocktails need to be well balanced between the strong, sweet and acid and with appropriate amounts of each to balance the cocktail. It can vary between different liquors but 2oz strong, ¾ - 1oz sweet and ½ - ¾ oz acid is a good start.

Good Luck

Bar Ninja